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Crack Spackle Movie

Here is the solution to all of your woes Diana aka plumber pants...enjoy!

Hello from Maryland

Hey everyone. I thought I would post this and let you know what is going on. I am using the computer at the welcome center here while I am waiting for my psyche evaluation. I had an interview this morning with the person that is the head of the summer language program. It was good. She seemed really nice. There was also a Taiwanese person there so I talked to her for a little while. I guess she was there to see if I could really speak Chinese. I think I did well. I am here until four o'clock today and then I have the polygraph tomorrow. Everything has gone very well. Have fun.

weekend stories

So I have two stories for yall and I enjoyed both of them. So last night me and jeffe were trying to find something to do, so i was going through my phonebook and I came across the name Mark. Now I do not know any marks so i thought i would call and find out who it was. So from jeffes home phone i dialed the number. A person answered and i asked for mark, but then i realized it was probably Marcus so i quickly hung up. One minute later the phone rang, we both knew it was "mark" and so I decided to take quick action. I picked up the phone and answered "stevens pizzaria this is steven" then mark replied "yes i just got a call from this number" and then i said "oh aye yi yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i am sorry" then i screamed "ANTONIO HAVE YOU BEEN MAKING PRANK CALLS AGAIN?" and then i was laughing to hard so i had to hang up. it was very entertaining. The next story isnt long and isnt funny, well to me it is. Austin Archer asked me if i did drugs and i said thats none of your business and then i started laughing and said i didn't but he did not believe me and now thinks i do drugs. Oh boy Peace

The untimely death of Stinky Pete....

Yes, it is true, Stinky Pete is gone. I will have to let you know when his obituary is out so you can read all about him. In other news...I am tired and ornry. On Monday after work I was all ready for my Tuesday off and a pedicure at the spa (thanks to Joe) and someone called and asked me to work and I actually cried...yep cried. I think I was a little tired. So, now I get Thurs through Sun off to not hear any patients complain about their unfair treatment or try not to punch anyone I am taking care of because of their endless annoyances. Okay....bye.

pope..

There is no embarrassment in serving ones country.

Finally

Yes that's right I am done with another year. I took my Chinese linguistics final this morning. I owned it. It was begging me for mercy by the time I was through with it.

curious

So I would like to know who this uryy4me person is. Any ideas? Is it someone we know or is it just some random guy/girl who found our page and got sucked into our vortex of weirdness. By the way is there a feminine form of fella?

A question

HEY liz is it ok if Ziv comes with me tomorrrow? and i won't be able to stay for dinner becasue i am going to my 6th grade reunion at 5 but do you still want me to bring you a recipe?well i suppose i will call you tonight

Careful

Word around the street is that, that Rick guy is reading our blog. So make sure you don't mention anything about the family gold or the king. Also keep the drug reffrences to a minimum. Anyway on that note I have figured out whats wrong with our family, here are just a few things 1. Diana hates Asians 2. Catherine hates black people 3. Dads a little teachers pet and tells mom everything 3. Mom is secretly in love with spider man, ken jennings, and geoff sadler. 5. James hates blind people and i am pretty sure is a pirate on the side 6. I pick out imperfections and have a house and kids in Boise Idaho 7. Liz is a dream crusher 8. I am pretty sure Joe is a spy for Turkmenistan 9. And suzie has this sudden urge for royalty ;)

I love my family

Good Times

so i was sitting there in my third period class where i am a teachers aid and the kids were allowed to listen to music and this guy was like" hey what are you listening too?" to this girl and she was like "bone thugs in harmony" and immediatley i was whisked away to a better time.................... paper paper paper paper say my name

Our fair capital

So for all that don't know I found out today that I will be going to washington DC at the end of April for a series of tests to see if I am tough enough to work for the NSA. I am kind of nervous. As if I didn't have enough to worry about with finals, now I have to worry about passing a stupid polygraph test! AARRGGGHHH!! Oh well, it will all work out. Now for the cool stuff. Did you know that Rick Pehrson has a blog? Well he does, and now you can view it.

Ack

Susie has gone to Atlanta today until Sunday. I am alone in the house for five days. I think that I will go crazy. I also have to write three papers and do a presentation all next week. That will expedite the craziness. Fun Fun.

I'm annoyed...

Sheesh, I don't know what's wrong but I am really annoyed today and I am not even around people. I keep hearing my neighbors clank and scream and blaaaaa and I am just getting annoyed. I hope I am just tired and am not a mean person forever. BE QUIET PEOPLE!

i am sorry but no one will be writing on me when i am in college teheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Heck Yes

I can not wait to go and buy this movie. Check it out.

meh

BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!