Attention Bloggers...especially Di

Hi there I am mainly writing this because I can't get ahold of silly Diana. WHERE ARE YOU DIANA?? I need to get my insulin sometime so just call me or write back of a time I can call you La LA. I shouldn't be up now seeing as I have to get up at 5 tomorrow so I should be going now.

Announcement

Today on Oprah, Venus and Serena Williams advised me to stay away from dream killers and that is why i can't talk to you anymore Elizabeth

ACk

so i have a study group coming over which should be fun i have a very interesting group yesterday after we finished studying me and owen and Ziv went to Perter's house and were going to hit potatoes with baseball bats but instead we ended up hookibg up a didgery doo to an amp now that my friend is awesome

Bored and rested

Yesterday and today have been my days off. I have slept in until 1200 (wahoo) and finally gotten our apartment cleaned to my liking- kind of. But now I am worrying over whether or not my perfume is hooker-ish. Ah, what can a girl do?

deedle

a fun time was had by all when i went and visited joe and liz this weekend even though i fell asleep too early i still had a ton of fun next weekend:JAMES

The new king

Last night El Ray came to me in a dream and told me that I was the new king. He said he wanted to live a simple life with my aunt, living on a welfare farm they would raise super bugs to attack the many Ann's of the world. He then gave me the keys to his castle and the support of his armies. I told El Ray that I could not possibly take on such a responsibility, he simply ignored me and vanished.

Sad but True

The girl that sat next to me in Sunday School today was wearing the same perfume that the prostitutes that lived below the chapel in Peng Hu used to wear. Every time I smelled it I would think about riding in the elevator with the women of the night as we went to go tracting and they went to conduct their business. Ahhh the memories.

Elray the king

As I am writing this Susie is still out with Elray. It is true, she did look up insect jokes and golf jokes on the internet presumably to tell them to Elray so they both could have a good laugh. They have been gone now for four hours. It is kind of weird that Susie is dating someone, and judging by the way things are going so far, it is getting pretty serious. Elray brough her flowers yesterday, they went to dinner last night and met his kids. They are going to church together next week. He is comming up in April for her birthday. Sounds to me like he is gearing up to storm the proverbial matrimonial tower. Make an assault on Susie's singledom if you will.

Insect Jokes

So I hope that everyone has heard that Susie had a "fine" time (said with a smile on her face) with Elray on Friday night and immediately afterward was looking up insect jokes on the internet. Sheesh. I guess if that is what entertains them, eh? Me and Joe are doing taxes today and that will be way more fun than any insect joke I could ever hear. Happy late Leprechaun Day! (did I spell that right?)

HEY BOOGERS

hey children how are we doing? I am doing fine today we started a new tri and it is looking like it it will be the easiest thing in the world so that is good. I am really excited cause i am taking painting and i will paint all of you a picture and it will be nice anywho have wonderful weeks and don't explode

Today

I had to get up at 5:00, this crazy doctor who is a cranky pants speed talker was on call and I had to page him twice and couldn't understand half of what he was saying but was scared to say "what" because he would yell at me, the Japanese lady was upset again because I am too young, but we ended up at Grandma Ellis's for birthday dinner where she made this yummy pumpkin cakey stuff so I am happy. (poor Joe is getting sick I think) LAAAAAAAA

Joe is soooo older than Catherine

I would just like to take this oportunity to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE!!!!! You are a chicken just like me. Its your year! Also happy three eleven day.

The Notebook

So i saw the notebook last night and me Whitney Kelsie and Elyse just sat and cried through the whole thing so the moral of the story is if you want to cry watch the notebook. the tri is ffinally over i am so happy! i am taking painting next tri i will paint you all a picture wwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooo. From now on i will write in Italics cause it is fun guess what mrs christianson HATES me exciting eh. love you people

Wow

Did you know that jamie lee curtis is a hermaphrodite? I think i spelled that word right but now i think i can join catherine in her fear of her. Not to say that i do not respect the hermaphrodite community but she is so dang annoying and she was born with both reproductive organs how could you not want to throw a running blender at her face? In conclusion, if you are going to be a spokesperson for a wireless company. Remember your roots.

Waiting

So remeber that post a few days ago about the waiting comercial? Turns out it is for a sporting goods store. I am kind of disappointed in that. I don't know why but I thought that it would be somthing more exciting than a stupid sporting goods store that I will never go to. I have to write two papers and a paper proposal this week, not to mention a religion midterm. I am so excited to do so much homework!!!

Things a gay man said while cutting my hair...

1. "So do you usually just like come your hair forward?" ... "Ok well I'll try and do something that will work BOTH WAYS...."

2. "...Actually I've been doing this since 1995" ... "Its been just a SUPER job for me"

3. "No, I just moved here from PORTLAND" ... "...Its an INTERSTING place - its a little mor METROPOLITAIN and there's kind of a different CULTURE up there..."

4. "Yeah there's a Mormon temple in Portland and everything" ... "its not really as temple-y as the one here though, you know - like it has shingles and stuff..."

5. "Yeah, Utah's pretty interesting" .... "Did you hear about the whole NORDSTROM thing?" "I would be so bummed if they moved out of the state"

6. "Have you ever tried COLORING YOUR HAIR?" ... "Yeah I wouldn't either - you have such a great color"

Blogging 101

Blogging 101

So even though I've been making web pages since I was in 8th grade and goofing around on computers most days in my life since then, this blogging phenomenon has never been something I've dabbled in...

It seems like a decent enough thing to do and I suppose that I can even put some nerdy knowledge to use whilst blogging since it even lets me edit the HTML code of my messages...

This would be kind of a waste of time, however as instead of just typing and then using a mouse to say which text I want to be emphasized or say blue, I would actually have to type out the silly little HTML tags to change text colors or styles or whatever and all along I could just let this silly blogger do it all for me...

So even though I have limited experience with blogging, I may actually be "building" something very much like a blog for my work sometime soon so that me and my fellow "technicians" can keep each other "informed" about what's going on with the computers in the College of Pharmacy.

Sorry if you wasted time reading this one...

Confused

So I go on a paragraph tangent on sperm and joe thinks he is not smart enough for us? hahaha if anything i am not smart enough for joe. Tell joe to not be shy. In conclusion joe rules the playground.

Soooo Old

Happy Birthday Catherine!!!!

Boy that was fun on Sunday when we all ate dinner together. Catherine is so old. Its not even funny. Sheesh.

Team not group

Notice before you go into the sibling blog it shows the people who are in it, instead of "group members" it says "team members" this team thing reminds me of a movie i watched in health called The miracle of life. The sperm worked as a team so the insiders of the group would not get burned by the acids. So through these troubling times i hope we all can choose to live like the sperm, keeping each other out of the "acids" of the world. Such as godzilla, king kong, and giant sperm.

Strange Ad

So I was watching Law and Order tonight and at the end of the show the phrase Omnium Finis Imminent flashed across the screen. I looked it up on the internet and aparently it means "the end is near." The same phrase has been seen on posters on the New York subway. It is probably some ad for a new movie, but the ad didn't explain anything so I guess we will see. Speaking of strange ads, I have also seen this other crazy ad lately as well. It just shows these people saying that they want some new shoes, fishing tackle etc. but they are waiting. O.K. good for you. Way to wait. It doesn't say what they want you to buy or contribute too or anything. Maybe they are just trying to share the virtue of wating with the world. Weird.

Here is the deal

so me and james were thinking that maybe on friday night all of the siblings could get together for dinner it would be fun please reply loveyou

PS where is ANDREW?!