Things a gay man said while cutting my hair...

1. "So do you usually just like come your hair forward?" ... "Ok well I'll try and do something that will work BOTH WAYS...."

2. "...Actually I've been doing this since 1995" ... "Its been just a SUPER job for me"

3. "No, I just moved here from PORTLAND" ... "...Its an INTERSTING place - its a little mor METROPOLITAIN and there's kind of a different CULTURE up there..."

4. "Yeah there's a Mormon temple in Portland and everything" ... "its not really as temple-y as the one here though, you know - like it has shingles and stuff..."

5. "Yeah, Utah's pretty interesting" .... "Did you hear about the whole NORDSTROM thing?" "I would be so bummed if they moved out of the state"

6. "Have you ever tried COLORING YOUR HAIR?" ... "Yeah I wouldn't either - you have such a great color"